oh my dog

Have you ever noticed dogs seem to have a set level of energy, like a quota or something? Big dog’s are really chill because all of their energy is spread out over their whole body, and they just lope around and lick your hand and stuff. But little dogs, all their energy is compacted into this tiny little body, so their eyes are always wide open and they skitter around yapping “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WOAH EVERYTHING IS MOVING SO FAST AND BRIGHT AND I NEED TO KNOW YOUR NAME I’M HUNGRY YOU’RE SCARING ME STAY AWAY STAY AWAY COME BACK I HATE YOU YOU’RE THE BEST I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD!”

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