A Living Man’s Last Words

Which Switch?
No, not that button.
Let me show you the view.
The ground seems awfully absent, doesn’t it?
Of course I’ll make it.
This gas is making me antsy—wanna smoke?
I can go faster than you.
Did you say fifty or fifteen minutes of oxygen?
Ouch.
Weeee!
This is all I need.
Huh?
We’ll be right back after this commercial break.
It’s not that sharp.
I said I’m sorry!
“They’re known for their teeth and unwillingness to release their bite.”
So shiny.
Just cut both wires.
It’ll only take a second.
I love you–

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2 thoughts on “A Living Man’s Last Words

  1. Mike says:

    I am amused – surely this should have ended at the second line :D

I put this box here if you feel like putting words in it.

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