Love Poems

A love poem from a person with Dyslexia:

Roses are red,
Violents are blue,
Sugar is sweat,
And so are you.

A love poem from a person with ADD:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue–
But not only violets;
The sky is blue, too.

A love poem from a person with OCD:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue–
Roses are red,
Violets are blue–
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I plucked off the petals,
And sorted them too.

A love poem from a person who’s Bi-polar:

Roses are red,
I wish I were dead.
Violets are blue,
I’ve got the happiness-flu :)

A love poem from a person with Terret’s:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
F@$%!
…I love you.

A love poem from a person with Schizophrenia:

Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red…

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31 thoughts on “Love Poems

  1. A love poem from an abusive codependent narcissist alcoholic:

    Damnit, you KNEW we were out of vodka!
    Now, go get a case of Skyy.
    You make it so hard for me to love you
    Unless I’m frickin’ high.

    (pause for beatings)

  2. Lol! The first one reminds me of an Italian guy chatting me up, telling me my perfume smelled nice and sweaty :)

  3. I loved this ! I loved your very unique twist on love poems. It’s hilarious ! Thank you so much for the laugh, I really needed it. :) Plus, thank you for the ” following “. It’s always nice to know that there’s someone out there that appreciates my writing.

  4. paulfg says:

    What everyone above said! Still chuckling!! :-)

  5. Mike says:

    Very original and perfectly accomplished – thank you for this levity.

  6. tbree1 says:

    I loved this poem!! Another interesting way to look at typical things!!!

  7. beckarooney says:

    Hilarious! I really did laugh out loud at this! :D x

  8. OMG … Thank you for a very good laugh. Yes it probably can be … for real

  9. Tap This App says:

    this brightened my day!

  10. Ha ha. Imaginative and funny. Thanks for my morning giggle. ;-)

  11. Carol Ervin says:

    Love the way you think.

  12. Very clever. As someone with bipolar, “I resemble those remarks.”

    Have a blessed Thanksgiving.

  13. Procrastinator

    Roses are red,
    Violets are

  14. Me says:

    Colour blind: Rose are blue, Violets are too

  15. Dugutigui says:

    F@$%! …I love your poem!.

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