Alarming

Car alarms are like having a landline. No one wants to answer it when it goes off, or even acknowledge it. “Eh, it’ll stop inabit…”
If car alarms were more like cell phones with personalized ‘ringtones’ then you’d see more people actually give a care.
“Ooh, someone just started playing my fav song! So lively, so jazzy–oh shit my car’s getting stolen!”

 

allmostrelevant bonus material: https://soundcloud.com/gary-stensland/stolen-car-1

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6 thoughts on “Alarming

  1. And I’m just guessing here, but it’s been a while since you’ve seen anyone interesting naked in your bedroom, hasn’t it?

  2. Hilarious.
    Like the song and the singer has a wonderful voice.

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