Reality Check

Bessy’s the best pet cow ever!
No, she’s not a pet…

Look! Goldie’s sleeping upside-down.
No, Goldie’s not sleeping.

She said I looked good.
No, she was just being nice.

Everyone laughed at my joke.
No, they were just laughing at you in general.

If I just had enough money.
No, if you just loved yourself first.

She’s the most beautiful girl ever.
No, you’re just drunk.

I want to be famous.
No, you’re just lonely.

I think she loves me.
No, she just said Hi.

I think I love her.
I think you’re crazy.

 

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8 thoughts on “Reality Check

  1. nurunonami says:

    I love your post. may I know you? Im from indonesia,

  2. Loved your post. It’s so cynically hilarious!

  3. This was so cute, oh gosh.

  4. Loved it! We spend our lives in self-deception and the internal dialogue trying to keep us balanced.

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